Drunk, high and sober reactions to Leo Carax’s “Annette”

Opera singer

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This week, three writers watched “Annette” by Leos Carax.

COOKED:

Ratings

SPARKS

CINEMA LIVES

The REEEEEEEDDDD MARION

I CAN’T BELIEVE HIS NAME IS HENRY MCHRNRY

PREDICTING YOUR DEATH

JESUS?

Henry and the choristers

This shit slaps

Hahahahajahahaha

Why did he become an actor?

You ILLITERATE

Acute titration

WE are the audience

Why? The best question

You missed his ASSSSSS

Give us a smile please

This lighting

WE LOVE EACH OTHER

The greatest musical number of all time

Dutch angles!!!

It’s green with envy

Show ass again!!!

tickle time

“It makes me want to be a virgin again”

The hat the shoebox

“This part is really good”

Teasing means sex

“It’s so A24”

The tunnel is a spiral because it’s going crazy

BABY CLOWN

It’s my baby

Listen to me: Annette but it’s Raising Arizona

He follow shot

i killed my wife

I checked madly

This is how I killed my wife

How did no one think he did? No one thought to mention this act

red for anger

The songs are all fucking you for the public

Henry is Carax

It is CONTROVERSIAL

Our love is in danger

Baby Annette

(Dramatic music plays)

HE JUST MURDERED HER

Oh that’s right ’cause they blame the crash

It’s a sea-creature

i am a good father

The pattern of the monkey (monkey god)

Rhiannette

Look at the title screen

He has a beard now

He was in love with her

(yelling)

Henry McHenry is Lavar Ball?

82 million views

It’s like the… I don’t remember what I was saying

You had no rights at all

He is going to kill this guy

Simon Helberg came out with a big BANG

It’s poggers

THE HYPER BOWL

Rams will win the hyper bowl

Baby Annette is a baby after all

Daddy kills people

Who will die for us? Like the Jesus thing earlier

It’s like the producers

I hope it will never end

She’s a real girl

buzzed:

I can’t believe I accepted this

Baked calls for calm. I can’t start quiet it’s too much

Viewer (during a rare moment of silence): “I watched this movie alone in my parents’ room”

Yeah, you may start not knowing why you keep asking

Confirmed that it is in fact The Dparjs

I can’t believe this is the man from Bug Bang Theory

I can’t believe Adam Driver agreed to do this

The saxophone hit and an onlooker said “OO! » ; another viewer now thinks this song is amazing. I have mixed feelings, but maybe it’s the wine.

Green bathroom + banana + cigarette = atmosphere

I like a good mirror shot

I can’t believe this opened the Cannes Film Festival… but so did Shrek so who knows

Why are they cheering for this “comedy” show

I’m glad I’m drunk because I think this movie already feels like a fever dream, but maybe the buzz will make one fun fever dream

He’s just a worse Bo Burnham, poor Bo Burnham, Bo Burnham would never be

“ABYSS, you illiterates”…maybe that’s my new motto in life maybe it’s not

I went to the bathroom and missed Adam Driver’s ass. Pity.

What kind of paparazzi invests in the life of a weirdo comedian and an opera singer

These songs ain’t even good

The viewer is right, every song is the same phrase repeated over and over

“What’s going on? Why are they singing?

Baked: “It’s art, shit

Oscar-nominated actor Adam Driver is licking his feet?!?!?

Who knew talking-singing could be so scary

I love that one of the spectators sings all the songs

WHY DOES THE BABY LOOK LIKE THIS

Spectator: “That’s weird” no shit

Not the puppet oh my god

A gorilla ????????????

They are weird as of course a man named “Henry McHenry” would be super weird obviously Marion Cotillard and her blunt bob deserve better

The director lost me with all the weird superimposed images

“I killed my wife” what is this movie

I have a question why does he take off his shoes

Another viewer suggests we should just watch “Inside” instead and I agree

Although Adam Driver has nice abs, so maybe I’m fine, even if his singing voice is rough

Baked: “It is conTrOvERsiAL”

WHY EVERYONE THINKS I’M IN SOPHOMORE

One of the viewers is on the floor but that’s because of a separate conversation definitely not this movie

“I’m not that drunk” (is that a quote from the movie or people you’ll never know)

Why does the baby puppet have wrinkles

A spectator’s grip: I had already forgotten it, it’s devastating

It’s chaos

Speech by Bill Nye

I’m so lost but like why Simon Helberg is hot with a beard

Spectator: “Top 10 movie screams, easy”

Baked is too much in this

Why does Annette steal…why everyone accepts her no questions asked

I’ll be honest I don’t like Annette

Why does he sound like that when he sings I’m honestly scared no matter how I feel about it Adam Driver

Spectator wondering if I write yeah duh I

Writing

Again they doubt that I write and they are simply wrong

Another viewer doubts I’m writing, these fools don’t understand

I DO NOT BLOCK MY SPECTATOR WORDS

Green is a metaphor, apparently

Baked, increase the volume of the hyper bowl, it’s just too much

Omg it’s the wolverines of Michigan

Lady Gaga scams these are

The hyperbowl scene is nonsense

“Dad killed people” AND THEN IT GOES BLACK ??????

He is you are so right

Why does the clerk talk like that

This movie lost me a long time ago and I’m in a riddle because being drunk is one of the few ways to enjoy the movie, but also being drunk makes it very hard to appreciate the movie, so maybe… is it an unassailable film?

The birthmark as a metaphor for his corruption… ok I guess

Oh she’s real now I guess

You know what I respect this kid, she kills her and really puts the weird Adam Driver character in his place

Skeptics thought I wouldn’t write anything MANY JOKES ABOUT YOU I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT EVER

Lots of chaos maybe it’s the wine talking but I’d rather watch this

BORED:

We’ve reached the end of the first clip I’ve seen before and I don’t know what to expect.

So there’s a comedian walking around (correction: limp for some reason) (I looked down to type this and now he’s burning things) and insulting his audience and himself and what a world is this .

I’ve been trying to figure out what to say about it, but there’s nothing I can remember that’s happened so far. That’s just – that might as well be the next thing.

There’s also an opera singer (into the opera that this whole movie is apparently?) with an interesting hairline. Looks like she’s trapped in a maze but maybe I missed something. She sings now.

okay, the song he sings about ann bowing down is really bad. As if I couldn’t decide to like it. Some of the movies I’m very ambivalent about so far.

He just got “shot down” on stage.

Despite the ridicule and confusion, I’m a bit annoyed by this scene. Come on, have the fake kid I know you are going to, stop singing the same thing to the public.

Alright, the bathrobe is gone. Let’s move on.

So the first song was actually a song but now it just screams the same line in a very loud and threatening way.

Really show not say with the song “we love each other”. Why is the song always aggressive?

(The show has since been mocked, say no comment, consider moving to the Notes app)

WHY did the baby doll just turn her head? Now I can only imagine a puppeteer hiding somewhere in bed and operating the doll.

Did he just burn the baby? Did I miss something.

okay, but the thing about “being weird and random to be weird and random” is that I still have no reason to keep watching this and I don’t care what happens. If I was watching this alone, I would skip to the hyperbowl scene and then stop watching. Why does it have to be so long?

“there’s absolutely no desire left” yeah i have absolutely no desire to watch this anymore, haven’t we ever seen you do a whole comedy series?

He takes his shoes off, which is one scene too many that focuses on people’s feet.

Imagine watching the scene you’re supposed to be in and seeing that you’re supposed to put your partner’s feet in your mouth.

A lot has happened and Annette is levitating now.

There was no epilepsy warning before this and there had to be.

Did he just pull a body out of the woods? As a sober writer, I feel like I should be more aware of what’s going on.

I didn’t want to know that Henry Mchenry had the same wedding ring as my father.

I realize that the three scenes I had already seen gave me as much context and understanding of this film as watching it in full. Except watching the clips is funny and watching the whole thing makes me depressed.

This is the last scene!!!!

I feel like Adam Driver is a little sick.